Anonymous asked: The Kool-Aid man VS Mr. T - who wins?
That’s a good one Anonymous. First off, Mr. T has some really awesome (and classy) gold chains. Probably more gold chains than anyone on the planet. He also has access to lots of weapons (like tanks) and he beat up Rocky once.
In the other corner, you have a giant pitcher of sugary goodness. Back in the day the Kool-Aid man would burst through walls and hang out in pools with the cool kids. Any glass pitcher than can kick down a wall and then take a dip is a force to be reckoned with.
So…the winner is…
Chuck Norris.
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