Anonymous asked: What are your general thoughts on koala bears?
Funny you should ask Anonymous, as my wife is a koala lover. She finds the fuzzy marsupials (not actually bears) to be ‘cute’ and ‘cuddly’ even though it is impossible to cuddle a koala unless you live within driving distance of two remote locations in Australia. The reason for that, of course, is the fact that koalas are the crackheads of the animal world. They spend their entire lives doped up on eucalyptus leaves and lying around in trees. When they aren’t motionless for 16-18 hours a day they are looking for food and being grumpy with anyone or anything that interferes with them. So, in closing, I liken them to fuzzy little crackheads.
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